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Everything but the soul of wit.

Self-employed paralegal. Self-styled political satirist. Full-time unapologetic dork. News junkie. Bibimbap fiend. Animal-lover. Chamberfolk aficionado. Aspirant to comprehensively curbed enthusiasm. Wheelchair-user and enthusiast. Hopeless romantic.

I'm looking for someone human; orcs, night elves and draenei are many kinds of awesome as well.

Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.

Someone who gets taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).

Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."

Someone who empathizes with being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.

Someone who can state with certainty that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.

Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you've a mind like a diamond.

Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton."

Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested-ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, with the expectation that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even ~~ Knowhere ~~.

Finding someone who meets even one of these admittedly obscure criteria would be several variants of fantastic, but I'm certainly not holding my breath; they're really just qualifiers to my own personality. All I really want is to meet someone who's caring and compassionate, and being some kind of infatuated with the MCU is a ~huge~ plus!

Thanks for visiting, and please feel free to throw my way any of the questions, comments or expressions of moral outrage you might be looking to expel. Or just say hello!

I'm looking for someone human; orcs are many kinds of awesome as well.

Someone who thinks Patton Oswalt's unedited eight-minute ramble in "Parks and Recreation" about what he wanted to see in Star Wars Episode VII is a thing of beauty and should be immortalized in the Library of Congress.

Someone who gets taking the soundtracks to Marvel films and injecting popular songs based on where they appear in the movie when customizing a playlist (e.g., putting in AC/DC's "Shoot to Thrill" as the second track in an Iron Man 2 playlist, despite it not being part of the film score).

Someone who knows what it means to "praise the sun."

Someone who empathizes with being so bored in Artificial Intelligence class one day that I spent the entire period transcribing the theme to "Neon Genesis Evangelion" into hiragana from memory.

Someone who can state with certainty that her life was changed the day she first heard "Holy Diver" by Dio.

Someone who's adept at getting up early and staying up late, all while maintaining an air of uninterrupted prosperity. Bonus points if you don't know much about Cinco de Mayo.

Someone who definitely cried at the end of "Hamilton."

Someone who abhors useless online dating mechanics - winks, likes, favorites, interested-ins - and is looking to have a real conversation about something, or everything, or even nothing, with the expectation that it'll go somewhere, everywhere, or even Knowhere.

Finding someone who meets even one of these admittedly obscure criteria would be several variants of fantastic, but I'm certainly not holding my breath; they're really just qualifiers to my own personality. All I really want is to meet someone who's caring and compassionate, and being some kind of infatuated with the MCU is a ~huge~ plus!

Thanks for visiting, and please feel free to throw my way any of the questions, comments or expressions of moral outrage you might be looking to expel. Or just say hello!

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